A Wanna Be Girl Story. The whole budget is only $39,000
A young woman was raped a few days prior to the start of the story. The movie is about some of the strangest days of her life. A bikini girl with a moving and inspiring story of hope.
A young woman was raped a few days prior to the start of the story. The movie is about some of the strangest days of her life. She blocks the memory and her feelings by doing something completely outside her comfort zone. She enters a bikini contest, and becomes preoccupied with training for it.
AN UNUSUAL STEP HAS BEEN TAKEN.... a 29 minute "mock up" of the movie has been made. It features some songs from the movie, with numerous scenes acted out by tryout actors. It will give you an excellent idea of what the movie will be like. Please watch the mock up of the movie above. Thank you.
A Second Bikini Musical Comedy. Only $49,000 for whole movie.
FOUR females, and three males, 19 to 35 live in a big house. One male and one female are rich, and the others have day jobs. The "movie rules" require them to sing sometimes, while wearing bikinis.
The 7 characters all have dreams they are pursuing. One girl wants to live at the Playboy Mansion. Another wants to be in a movie with Brad Pitt. One guy wants to be a pro hockey player. Some are taking acting, singing or dance training. They all know they are in a movie, and make references to the script sometimes.
There will be about 12 funny songs in the movie. The songs are sung a cappella, with soft music put in afterwards. Some sing well, others sing very poorly. The hockey player sings a song about his hockey dream wearing his hockey bottoms including skates, and a bikini top. The other guys sing songs wearing jeans and bikini tops.
Everyone is completely serious. When one of the others sing, they listen as if they are at a great performance.
They plan to do a variety show to raise money for food for unemployed actors. An evil neighbour tries to thwart the show, but they triumph. They raise 23 dollars and send it to Charlie Sheen.
THE MALAYSIAN AIR MYSTERY. Budget 1 to 2 million dollars.
A movie with background stories about the most plausible theories about the flight's disappearance, featuring a retired pilot's strange theory, which is the only theory that cannot be picked apart and refuted.
Lots has been written about the disappearance of Malaysian Air MH 370. It is a story which has captivated billions of people. This dramatic movie will have background stories on some of the best disappearance theories, acted out by interesting and colourful characters.
A lead character will be a retired pilot, who at one time was suicidal and thought of crashing a plane with passengers onboard. He has worked through the issues causing his depression, and he spends a lot of time reading theories about what happened. He is intuitive and a bit psychic, and very inventive with numerous patents, with a vivid imagination. He recalls an incident from his early flying days in which he could have easily died, with a passenger onboard. He researches deeper and realizes that a variation of what happened to him, could have happened to the pilots of MH 370.
The variation of what happened to him is acted out by the pilot and co-pilot, with the plane finally crashing in the South Indian Ocean. There will be lots of character development of the retired pilot, pilot and co-pilot, with flashbacks to the almost fatal incident of the retired pilot. His theory is logical, and cannot be refuted.
I have over 20 years of flying experience and I have studied the disappearance extensively. I have the only theory that cannot be picked apart and refuted. This could be a huge blockbuster! Want to invest?
I have not written the screenplay yet, but I could co-write it with someone with Hollywood experience.
SAM AND LEAH. Full budget 200K. This movie will win awards.
A romantic comedy where Sam, an older recovering alcoholic, helps Leah, a younger cocaine addict. They make some soft core porn, and thwart a murder plot. A wild, unexpected happy ending. Based partly on a true story.
Sam, 40's hires Leah, 20's to do some topless modelling. They do a shoot and go out for lunch. They become friends, though it is never a regular boyfriend/girlfriend relationship. They never have sex. Sam has been clean and sober for 10 years, and over time he learns that Leah is using cocaine, and sometimes working as a prostitute. She has an abusive drug dealer boyfriend, and they fight frequently and she often leaves him or gets kicked out, and when that happens Sam shelters her and feeds her.
Sam tries to get her off cocaine and prostitution, and they start a part time business making soft core lingerie videos. Sam learns that Leah's boyfriend is planning a big drug deal, which involves a murder. He comes up with a daring and dangerous plan to thwart the drug deal and the murder and to get Leah's boyfriend to leave him and Leah alone. There is a wild and happy ending which is described on the movie website. Lots of prep work has been done, including shooting some demo scenes which can be viewed on the website. A full, LONG synopsis is there too.
A Computer Geek Comedy. Full budget 49K. (The actual outrageous title is confidential at this time)
A computer geek creates an application and sells it for millions of dollars. He then has too much money and too much time, and no friends. He starts a small TV station, and his first production is a bikini contest.
Morpheus Widget, 20's, creates a computer app. He tries to get investors but no one will see him. He changes his name to that of a famous person from the past, and it works. He meets investors and gets millions of dollars.
He starts up a small TV station and hires a young woman to manage it. To get publicity, their first production is a bikini contest which is broadcast live. His manager gets 6 bikini contestants, and hosts the contest in their studio. The audience consists of 6 of the geek's facebook friends, and a few people who wander in from the street, prompted by a big "Bikini Contest, Today!" sign. There are 4 judges, with one being "the obligatory gay guy." The computer geek watches the contest from his apartment. He is too shy to attend.
He has a crush on one of his geeky facebook friends and instructs one of the cameramen to put her on camera as much as possible. The contest proceeds with lots of funny hijinks, off stage jealousy amongst the contestants, nerdy comments by his geek friends, and snide remarks by the judges.
Part way through the contest he develops a new crush on one of the contestants. He gathers his courage, and makes an unexpected visit to the contest to award the prize and meet his two crushes. Because of his money, all of the females hit on him. He has to pick one.
Bowladrome. A comedy costing only $60,000.
A bowling competition where one bowler has to win so he is not beaten, and another so he can get his wife back. Hosted by a disgruntled male commentator and a lesbian first time commentator.
Two bowlers compete for a $1500 cash prize and a trip to Reno. A male commentator who usually comments on baseball and football, feels demoted to have to host a bowling contest. He does not even consider bowling a sport. A lesbian is co-hosting so she can get speaking practice to be the M C at the Dyke Bikers Ball.
A busty bimbo football cheerleader puts on little shows and makes up cheers. The game proceeds. A witch flies in on her broom. A spectator learns how to do hexes from the witch's manual. One bowler uses a pistol to shoot down the last pin so he gets a strike. The game is declared a tie, and they draw names to pick the final winner. The lesbian commentator wins, and asks the cheerleader to go to Reno with her. "Sure. Is it in Europe?" says the cheerleader. A male spectator asks his buddy if he wants to leave now. His buddy says "No, I want to watch the witch get drunk." The male commentator tries bowling, and finds he actually likes it. End.
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